i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread
this was his response
WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
excuse me why do you not have a duck
LOOOL 2 GRAMS OF GRAMMAR BOOKS HAHAHA I JUST LOST MY SHIT
LMFAO I’M GONNA TRY THIS
Omg my mom would lose her shit
(Source: comedycentral, via doctorsherlocklokison)
the kid that sits behind me in geometry is a really good artist and once I turned around and he was spending an extensive amount of time shading in the collarbones of the guy he was drawing, so I whispered
“careful John, your gay is showing”
and he just winked
So, apparently John has a tumblr and if he sees this I will track all of you down and rip your beating hearts from your chest one by one
Signal boost for John.
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